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Post by shadowsrider on May 5, 2007 19:18:02 GMT -5
* Believe in the 11th Commandment: Inside leg to outside rein. * Know that all topical medications come in either indelible blue or neon yellow. * Think nothing of eating a sandwich after mucking out stables. * Know why a thermometer has a yard of yarn attached to one end of it. * Are banned from Laundromats. * Fail to associate whips, chains and leather with sexual deviancy. * Can magically lower their voices five octaves to bellow at a pawing horse. * Have a language all their own ("If he pops his shoulder, I have to close that hand and keep pushing with my seat in case he sucks back".) * Will end relationships over their hobby. * Cluck to their cars to help them up hills. * Insure their horses for more than their cars. * Will give you 20 names and reasons for that bump on your horse. * Know more about their horse's nutrition than their own. * Have neatsfoot oil stains on the carpet right next to the TV. * Have a vocabulary that can make a sailor blush. * Have less wardrobe than their horse. * Engage in a hobby that is more work than their day job. * Know that mucking stalls is better then Zoloft any day.
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Post by Chocomare on May 6, 2007 16:32:51 GMT -5
#lmao# #lmao# #lmao#
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Post by trista on May 14, 2007 22:58:40 GMT -5
LOL, SOme of that is so true for me. I thought maybe we were a little gross or we just have strong stomachs but several times we have mentioned what we wanted to be eating while mucking out stalls. Work makes you hungry and well I guess we are not deterred by feces. LOL!
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Post by busted on Apr 11, 2008 19:48:25 GMT -5
Thats hits to close to home. I have two broom tails and heip out with sixteen. Only thing to add is the mud and and other stuff you have inside your truck and where you take off your boots>
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Post by Chocomare on Apr 11, 2008 20:18:52 GMT -5
Oh yeah and... Only a true horsewoman carries a halter, lead and crop in her car at alllll times.
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Post by shadowsrider on Apr 13, 2008 6:52:43 GMT -5
Oh yeah and... Only a true horsewoman carries a halter, lead and crop in her car at alllll times. On the off chance that you MIGHT have to jump out of the car and catch a horse on the interstate. #lmao#
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